26 June 2009
Feline Friday: How to drink liek a ladie
Sumtimes I get real thurstie fur a cold drink. So I teached miself how to drink out of dis ginormous watr bowl! An I still luk liek a ladie! If u wants 2 tri it, heer's how:
1) Carfullie jump up on da edge of teh bowl.
2) Stick ur head down in it and start drinkin! Drink fast! U mite even see waves. Do not bez alarmd.
3) Ladies shud not get their pawz wet. Carefullie pozishun ur feet just above teh water. Dis taeks practiss!
4) When ur dun drinkin, nonchalantly jump down as if ure doin nothin out of teh ordinarie.
Thaz it! If u tri dis, let me knoe if mah instruchuns werk!