Today's advice: Don't play with disposable razors. The house is full of all kinds of soft and furry toys, perfect for feline playtime. The toys are in your toy box, fully within your reach. You know exactly where they are.
Do not -- I repeat -- do NOT keep stealing disposable razors from our shower. Do not run through the house carrying them in your mouth. Do not bring them to your mama in the middle of the night. Do not squirrel them away under the bed. Do not take them into the dining room. Disposable razors are very sharp (actually, razor sharp) and will hurt your sweet little mouth and paws.
Lily, when choosing a toy for playtime, please choose wisely.