Feline Friday: Drug-Related Incident Rocks Suburbs

Authorities were called to a suburban residence today after receiving a hot tip that two felines had been implicated in a prescription drug-related incident involving Pill Pockets and Prozac.

"When we arrived on the scene, we immediately confiscated the evidence: A chewed up Ziplock baggie containing Pill Pocket crumbs and Prozac dust," stated the officer.

The homeowner reported that the prescription Prozac actually belongs to Tinsel, a 6-year-old brown tabby being treated for anger/litterbox issues. The homeowner had inserted the Prozac into a Pill Pocket and left it unattended in a baggie on the kitchen counter while she made a Target run.

Upon examining pawprints and chew marks left at the scene, the officer was able to determine that the Pill Pocket and Prozac were actually eaten by Lily, the homeowner's 2-year old gray tabby, an already quite happy cat with no need whatsoever for Prozac.

The officer attempted to interview both tabbies, but neither would talk.

Lily, however, purred loudly and appeared to have a serious case of the munchies during the investigation.

No charges will be filed.