05 September 2008

Feline Friday: Drug-Related Incident Rocks Suburbs



Authorities were called to a suburban residence today after receiving a hot tip that two felines had been implicated in a prescription drug-related incident involving Pill Pockets and Prozac.

"When we arrived on the scene, we immediately confiscated the evidence: A chewed up Ziplock baggie containing Pill Pocket crumbs and Prozac dust," stated the officer.

The homeowner reported that the prescription Prozac actually belongs to Tinsel, a 6-year-old brown tabby being treated for anger/litterbox issues. The homeowner had inserted the Prozac into a Pill Pocket and left it unattended in a baggie on the kitchen counter while she made a Target run.

Upon examining pawprints and chew marks left at the scene, the officer was able to determine that the Pill Pocket and Prozac were actually eaten by Lily, the homeowner's 2-year old gray tabby, an already quite happy cat with no need whatsoever for Prozac.

The officer attempted to interview both tabbies, but neither would talk.

Lily, however, purred loudly and appeared to have a serious case of the munchies during the investigation.

No charges will be filed.

14 comments:

Sharon said...

You live in pretty wild neighborhood. :) Kitties on Prozac; police being called; whatever will the neighbors think? lol

Sarah C. said...

ROFL! Bad, Lily! :D

Judy said...

You need to write a book. You have the best way with words. I just love reading your blog every day. It always puts a smile on my face.

Lily said...

bwhahahahahahaha...girl, you crack me up! I love following the adventures of your furry misfits!

KarenSue said...

oh, Lily!!

bad girl

think she'll ever go back to catnip?

Maureen said...

Har!!! That Lily... always getting herself into trouble eh?

Cheri said...

Heehee! Obviously she's got a good nose to smell the yummy pill pocket through the baggie:)

Noelia said...

Haha! Those kitties were born to be wild!

Linda said...

ROFL! Your cats are just too much!

muirwoodsue said...

Too funny! What a crazy kitty Lily is!
Sue

Chanel said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm glad I didn't read this while at work...I would have gotten a lot of stares and questions and I don't really think I could have answered them with a straight face!

Pat S. said...

I'll bet Lily will be watching for those baggies again :)

What a riot!

toners said...

ROFL!!! Kitties with drug-seeking behavior!! They'll do anything for that next "hit" :)

Kristina said...

ROTFLMAO! Great story!