Halp! Remembr wen u brot me heer on Krismas morning a few yeerz ago? Dis is what I ask: PLEEEZE, find Lily a new home for Krismas! She chases me an tris to eet mi fuds. Den she tris to lik me -- ewww! GET HER OUT OF HEER!
Or if nobuddy wantz her (wich is entyrelie possibul) I also lik anyting dat taists lik fishes.
I hope you getz dis letr! Say hi to ur elves fur me!