Gentle blog readers, I don't want to frighten anyone, but we've had a sighting of the exceedingly rare KITCHEN TOWEL MONSTER! This kitschy creature is only seen during the cold winter months when it emerges, cloaked in terrycloth, from the Expensive Cat Basket.
The Kitchen Towel Monster moves across the floor somewhat slowly but steadily...advancing toward the ultimate goal.
What could this cloaked creature be seeking?
NOMS, of course. :)