Todai I wuz a littel bit nottie. Mi mommie telled me I shud confess mi notties on dis blog, so I'm goeen to tell u whut I did to git in trubble.
Furst, my mommie camed home an finded me sleping on da kichen tabul. I noes I am not sposed to do dis, but who cud resist a sunnie spott? Mi mommie tinks maybe I sleped heer while day wuz gone to IU. Im not sayin if I did or not.
I also braked into my fud contayner and eated all of todai's noms befor 8 o'clok in da morning! Den I tryed to git Tinsul's noms cuz day r better den myne. Now im on restrycted noms.
Den mi mommie finded out mi secrit project! I bin takeen down da wallpapur border in da basement! I heered mommie talkeen about takeen it down an thinked it wud be a nyce surprize fur her. I guess she dint meen dis one. Oopsie!
An I had alreddie finished anudder part! I bin workeen vary hard on dis. Vary quiettlie cuz it wuz a surprize! I do not see whi mommie is upset. Whi is da border bi da floor aniwai? Seemz liek a bad plaice fur it to mee!
Den I been scracheen da wallz again. I tryed to stop but oopsie i
haz started up again. I ben doeen it in da nite to git mi mommie out of da beds. In order to gif me noms.
Pleeze do not be too upset wif me, mommie! I had lotz of tyme on mi paws whyle u wuz gone to see Baiwee!