Deer Santa,
Halp! Remembr wen u brot me heer on Krismas morning a few yeerz ago? Dis is what I ask: PLEEEZE, find Lily a new home for Krismas! She chases me an tris to eet mi fuds. Den she tris to lik me -- ewww! GET HER OUT OF HEER!
Or if nobuddy wantz her (wich is entyrelie possibul) I also lik anyting dat taists lik fishes.
I hope you getz dis letr! Say hi to ur elves fur me!
Ur frend,
Tinsel
Oh Tinsel, I'm sure Santa will have something special for you in his bag of presents! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteTinsel, here's hoping Santa will bring you something fishy ;)
ReplyDeleteBecause I am sure you really WOULD miss Lily if she weren't there.
Happy Christmas to all!
Daisy - Kaithx! Hope u an Harley haz a fun Krismus, two!
ReplyDeleteMaureen - Ur prolly rite but i will not addmit dis...Merrie Krismus to u guise, two!
Luv,
Tinsel
Its also possible that Lily convinced that person to squeeze you around the neck like that.
ReplyDeleteNever trust that other cat!!
Hang in there Tinsel!
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